5 Ways You Can Stop Relying on Your Money Manager to Help You Out!
Tuesday, March 30th, 2010Bah, no one really _needs_ a money manager anymore. What with all the financial stability, the hope for the future, the flood of new jobs, and all those other things that I’m sure exist if you just look hard enough, why bother curating and dealing with your money more than you have to? Check out these other convincing reasons I put together.
#5: Money Manages Itself!
Don’t worry about actually ‘managing’ your money — you don’t need a money manager because the inherent qualities of the money itself will take care of that! What, you didn’t hear about it? Yeah, all that _new_ money coming out of the treasury is equipped with special, built-in money-managing sensors, I think!
#4: Finance is Simple.
Ah, come on, finance isn’t so complicated, right? Just get some money, wait a bit, and then suddenly — I’m not sure how, but it’s something to do with magic & numbers — you’ve got _more_ money! If there are any additional steps in-between getting the money and the richness thing, I haven’t heard about them.
#3: It Was those Darn Money Managers that Made This Mess!
Forget the investment bankers and those poor, oft-victimized hedge fund managers. Those poor, downtrodden fellows really didn’t have much to do with the recent crisis, which, as any informed observer knows, was entirely caused by conservative-thinking money managers trying to do right by their clients. How do I know this? Oh, I heard it in a bar somewhere, so it’s got to be true, right? Right?!
#2: Duh, Recessions Don’t _End_!
Ah, once a recession starts, it never really finishes, see? There isn’t much point in trusting a good money manager to run your 401a, because it’s physically impossible to come out of this economic slump!
#1: Advice? Over-Rated!
If we listened to what other people suggested, we’d never really get anywhere. Clearly – and especially when the subject is complicated, like finance – we should 100%, without-a-doubt trust our gut, trust our instincts, and forget the helpful advice qualified experts might proffer. Who needs it?
If you are planning to entrust your finance and 104a to a Money Manager – you better start looking for one today! Internet resources such as www.MoneyManager.com are free of charge and contain a database of money managers in every area in the US.